2 posts tagged “tram”
i really do like my new tits. and i was home from the hospital within 72 hours, which is good. and everything hurts as it should but it really isn't as painful as i thought it would be.
a couple of things:
1. it is nearly impossible to pass gas, which means that i am constantly thinking about farting. i can't push or strain, so it's all i think about. whenever i do manage to cut the cheese, it is like an orgasm.
2. the oxycodone this time around is causing bizarre, very intense nightmares. i just woke up from a 2 hour nap in which i experienced a lifetime of pain, torture, and bizarre evil cartoon characters attacking me and all that i stand for.
somehow i don't think it is really this cute... (i'm having both sides done, obviously)
