the official list of fucked-up breast cancer book titles

i didn't make any of these up.  i promise.

i don't remember signing up for cancer

humor after the tumor

i'd rather do chemo than clean out the garage: choosing laughter over tears

b.o.o.b.s: a bunch of outrageous breast cancer survivors tell their stories of courage, hope, and healing

breast cancer for dummies

the victoria's secret catalog never stops coming: and other lessons i learned from breast cancer

uplift: secrets from the sisterhood of breast cancer survivors

complete idiot's guide to living with breast cancer

keeping abreast: ways to stop breast cancer

the feisty woman's breast cancer book

spinning straw into gold: your emotional recovery from breast cancer

dear god, they say it's cancer: a companion guide for the women on the breast cancer journey

breast cancer? let me check my schedule

just a lump in the road: reflections of young breast cancer survivors

a cup of comfort for breast cancer survivors: inspiring stories of courage and triumph

the not-so-scary breast cancer book: two sisters' guide from discovery to recovery

the wounded breast: intimate journeys through cancer

joy is a plum covered acrobat: 45 life-affirming visualizations for breast cancer treatment and recovery

getting better, not bitter: a spiritual prescription for breast cancer

breastless but still breathing: a breast cancer survivor's journey

why i'm glad i had breast cancer

my one-night stand with cancer

cancer schmancer

cancer with attitude

cancer ... it won't get the breast of me