seven random things
i've never done this before, but i have been tagged. here goes:
- if i have the middle seat on the airplane, i’d rather just not go at all. i don’t care so much about being sandwiched between two people. it’s the elbow wars that get me. i almost smacked a grandmotherly type during my last plane ride because she couldn’t seem to take the hint that her elbow was poking me in the gut.
- my grandfather was the first american indian to be elected to the state legislature in my home state.
- i have a syrinx in my spinal cord. the ramifications of said syrinx are not entirely clear, but i have no symptoms of paralysis at this time.
- i have been hospitalized 9 times for depression since i turned 19.
- i placed in the top ten in the nation for “original oration” in high school. i was also a master debater.
- i was once given a “vagina warrior” award. my father was very proud, but couldn’t bring himself to say the word “vagina” when he bragged about me.
- when i was an undergrad, i got my kicks by running around campus at night with other self-appointed radicals and vandalizing the sidewalks by spray-painting things like “dead men don’t rape.”
i hope these are anonymous enough to protect my identity, but probably not. i shall refrain from tagging others in order to protect the innocent.
Comments
I didn't realize about the syrinx. It's always nice to know someone else with the pretty-rare perspective of having this alien object in your spinal cord, wondering what it's up to.
"Vagina warrior" brings a really strange mental picture.