issues

i really do like my new tits.  and i was home from the hospital within 72 hours, which is good.  and everything hurts as it should but it really isn't as painful as i thought it would be.

a couple of things:

1.  it is nearly impossible to pass gas, which means that i am constantly thinking about farting.  i can't push or strain, so it's all i think about.  whenever i do manage to cut the cheese, it is like an orgasm.

2.  the oxycodone this time around is causing bizarre, very intense nightmares.  i just woke up from a 2 hour nap in which i experienced a lifetime of pain, torture, and bizarre evil cartoon characters attacking me and all that i stand for.